6/ Your bellybutton changes shape completely
And your ‘inny’ becomes an ‘outy’.
7/ You get completely constipated
Spending futile hours on the throne.
8/ You start to look like a gorilla
Because your body hairs have made a joint decision to start growing at record speed. Another low blow from your hormones!
9/ You start to feel like an ogre
Who can never satisfy its hunger…. This cannot end well
10/ You go crazy for the tiniest reason
From laughing to crying -neither are ever too far away when you are pregnant…. Hormones are the devil!!!!
